Stuff I like (all)
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
- DEAN SKIPPED OUT ON HIS ONLY PROM AND FIRST GIRLFRIEND FOR SAMMY
- HE KNEW BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES WERE SAM’S...
- *phone rings*
Hello, we’d like to confirm your appointment with Dr. Hannibal Lecter for this Friday at 10/9c.
Don’t be late.
*slams the phone...